How Can I Blame The Tornado For All The Damages My UFC Parties Have Done...And Become a Hero In The Eyes Of My Landlady?

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Barrie Renter
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How Can I Blame The Tornado For All The Damages My UFC Parties Have Done...And Become a Hero In The Eyes Of My Landlady?

#1 Unread post by Barrie Renter » July 15th, 2021, 4:25 pm

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'Catastrophic' tornado in Barrie, Ont. injures eight people, damages multiple homes

https://barrie.ctvnews.ca/catastrophic- ... -1.5510218

My chinese landlady loves me I know she dreams about me seducing her and giving her the night of her life (won't happen unless she signs over the house to me, so let's see. I have standards. I will also triple wrap as don't want hapa kids).

So the house I am in I have both upper and lower and despite my hard work the place is kinda fu**ed up now. Drywall damages, can't get the smell of urine, sperm and vaginal juices out of the carpet and flooring and baseboards. Even guys climbed on the roof and fu**ed it up with shingles gone and rain gets into the attic.

So with bad weather I see an opportunity to use this to get my landlady to do all the repairs and THANK ME FOR BRINGING ALL THE WEATHER RELATED DAMAGES TO HER ATTENTION.

Let's discuss because it will be great to get the house 100% for parties coming up. :twisted:

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How Can I Blame The Tornado For All The Damages My UFC Parties Have Done...And Get Away With It

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